Monday, October 17, 2011

I Love Being Single...P.S. I Am A Liar


I will keep it short and sweet. I don't have a problem attracting men, however, there is not a like-minded one in sight. I admire people that try online dating. Anytime, I think about it my skin crawls and I go into some sort of diabetic shock. I told a close friend that I was going to be the guinea pig of the group and try a dating site. I was drinking when I said that, because as soon as I completed my profile I panicked and deleted it. I still have the tremors. Clearly, I would rather be dipped in duck fat and shoved in a French oven. I give up...Dinner is served.

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