Women want to be adored. They want you to turn into a smoldering ray of sunshine when you see them. The kind of sunshine that projects such a high index of heat to where you can't tell the difference between pearls of sweat and tanning oil. BTW, all I need is a bottle of Hawaiian Tropic and a cold Abita Light. Women also want to be craved and found irresistible. We live in a post-sexual revolution era and believe it or not women love to have sex. A lot. All the time. Can't get enough. Get the picture? Women want to be sought out for their company. When you call us at 3 a.m. you are clearly not interested in our company. Women also want men who are playful and passionate. Be creative. PLEASE!
Women also want hot tea and long foot rubs. I prefer alcohol in my tea. Women also want your undivided attention even when you are too busy. Ever heard of sending a text while squatting on the toilet? Women also want balance and we want to re-negotiate the old rules about sex and money because those rules just don't apply today. They didn't apply yesterday and they won't apply tomorrow either.
Women want a man who is confident. Not an arrogant asshole or a he-man who will threaten to blacken the eyes of every man that glances at you. Just somebody who can deal with it all...Somehow. He comes in the form of a skilled hunter or a courageous protector. He needs to have the willingness to face daily struggles and be competent in something, anything, whether it be in his job or in sports.
Although a woman likes to believe a man is willing to deal with a lot of things, what really counts is that he is able to deal with her, especially is she is a Scorpio. We don't want a man who would rather have dental work performed up his ass as opposed to being comfortable with our sexuality, intelligence and emotions.
Although men seem to think that women can't bear to hear the truth about some things, women would rather have a man tell them what is on his mind rather than save it for a rainy day or as backup ammunition for when they get into a fight. Women want men to have the confidence to tell them the truth. Women want a man who will stand up to them with gloves on and ready to enter the ring.
Bottom line: Confidence with a woman is a social skill which must be learned if what you want is the greatest intimate relationship of your life. If you would like to enroll in the University of Confidence give me a call. Financial assistance is available. You can pay in food and flattery.
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