Forget About It!

When you hold resentment toward another, you are bound to that person or condition by an emotional link that is stronger than steel. Forgiveness is the only way to dissolve that link and get free. ~ Catherine Ponder

It's called a break-up, because it's broken like that vinyl 45 your mother split in half because you would not clean up your room, yet we all have different ways of dealing with the demise of a relationship. It doesn't matter who broke up with who. You still go through a string of emotions that make you feel as if you are one fit away from a straight jacket and a padded cell. Anger is a standard emotion, yet it is also a secondary emotion. For a secondary emotion, anger can feel pretty prominent. You think about a career change. That career being a life-ruiner. You conjure up mind games that would make Albert Einstein's head spin and brain explode.

Your first order of business is training for the annual Victoria's Secret fashion show. Looking good is the best revenge.

You constantly poke fun at your ex as if they were the Pillsbury Dough Boy.

You may even take your communication level back to middle school by prank calling them. *67 overpowers *69 every day of the week and twice on Sundays.

Post break-up there are so many twists and turns. The journey is like traveling down the yellow brick road, but instead of meeting the scarecrow, cowardly lion, tin man and the wizard, you meet despair, resentment and denial. The wicked witch comes in the form of the herd of monkeys on your back. You must meet "forgiveness" in order to heal.

Until you have completely moved on you will not be available to stand in line to get on the roller coaster with somebody else, because you can't ride two horses with one ass. Also, unless they are complete morons, which you don't want anyway, I think potential suitors can sense when you are not over somebody. So forgive, before you get caught being stuck and stranded at the gate. Best of all, when trouble walks back into your life disguised as your ex-boyfriend you won't even notice.

P.S. I forgive you...